...................well these smiling faces
there may not together reflect the technological aspirations we share but the
truth is we are the 2010 batch who are technically trained for being
technologically bright! Of course that is why you find our smiling faces
here. IT-A 2010 batch!!!!Spotting out the specific personalities in terms
of their seemingly common trait will be tough without defining the
extraordinary values and adjectives. Hence I find this the best place to
explain the sarcasm behind each smiling faces. Extending the smile to the
biggest smartest laugh, introducing the ACTOR with USE-CASE “whatever be the
time, wherever I be, I keep laughing 24*7”. ACTOR,USE-CASE don’t confuse
he is out of class not just in OOMD hour but is an all-time teacher’s pet. Off
the sarcasm , the real pets robe the front bench studious in all perspective.
The class topper without whom the rest struggle to submit the assignments. I
accept the inefficiency of talking about the speciality of first bench but I
can very well explain about the studious souls ..the topper, the sweet smiling
girl, the nervous girl. The three who hold up the class average. the
first and second bench of this middle section of my class will remain ruled by
trios no matter which class room we get. Followed by them is the stars.. the
dubbing artist( the only girl who hence made a film entry), the pop singer (the
waka-waka girl who is popular not in class , not in department but in the whole
college) ,the seemingly beauty queen (blue eye liner ambassador who whole
heartedly miss the class taking care of silly pimples). Among all this stars
there in the other side is the dimpled girl letting the whole class enjoy the
endless breaks in between the class with her endless doubts. If the boredom
strikes you hard and an emergency photostat need to be acquired then all thanks
to the Jaipur girl’s benevolence. Else if the party time is on and an emergency
cake cutting ceremony is planned, here comes the coordinator in his Apache “KL
63 4239” all ready to buy the cake. I bet most of the cakes we tasted had an
Apache ride before. Its rude if you conclude we are in short of bike riders
because the real rider who had put himself the part of accidents still continue
to “race hard or die trying”. Lucky he is, not because he saved himself from
accidents but for the company he earn. “either you race hard or try hard or
meet accidents I am with you” mind blowing is this mind set of the green dio
owner irrespective of the trouble it brings in. while going garrulous about the
bikes and the rest, its time to introduce the ‘auto-riksha girl’. ‘No matter
how much time she has to wait, how hot the day be , how short the distance be ,
she continue waiting for the auto. So if you find someone next to her
with a smile less delightful, understand today is not a strike day . strike!!
She will soon rush home irrespective of the day,date ,time and the rest.
Sometimes this not so far native will let students jump out of class , run to
catch bus , and go home, sleep, come back. For this the second rank holder is
the ‘touch-me-not-i-will-fall” girl. Hence they both always missed the beauty
of a strike day in cusat. May be to balance, we have the shortest but the
wildest speaker stays in hostel the most for her native being the farthest .
The adjective sounds too senseless when there exist the north Indians. The C.R
: its really a serious tag but for his understanding of Malayalam we have
successfully redefined the tag ( its wise not to reveal the tag as his
understanding of English is quite good), the Technical maestro except for the
expertise he exhibit in lab we are hardly affected by his technical knowledge ,
the seminar boy : his seminars never let us sleep as he will finish it off long
before we think about sleep, the boy with sweetness in his name and not in
sound, the boy who stare suspiciously and the singer( don’t expect him to be a
great singer but jus appreciating the attitude he own to popularise his little
singing talent), the seemingly childish face (for his face expression he is and
not for his acts). The mix of this seven unique characters mark the basic need
of using English when on platform. “arrreeeyyyy sunnn nnnaaaaa…..” sounds like
a ‘miss hit’ not just here but he himself is. I still don’t understand when did
palakkad district changed their mother tongue hindi , or better the cause
of his attraction towards hindi talking pupil. Attractions that ended up
defining the pairs of this class does not require explanations, still my job is
to introduce I am directly jumping to library. With the hope that this will
never force them to embellish the times they sign in to library. She in the
story does the biggest service of bringing herself, him, and few more
delicious lunch. Whatever be whoever brings the food or anything that can
be classified as eatable, the giraffe girl(the basketball player) is there
always. A popular figure who is the brand ambassador of nothing but ‘umbrella’
is so fond of eating that nothing good go into your mouth before reaching her
nose (a line of apology “I am exaggerating in the best possible way my friend
). Sometimes the heights of exaggerations can let you discover the
“pseudo sport’s-captain” of this class. Did you know? When in school she happened
to hold the torch and the hot wax fell on a finger among the five . next the
gang G lead: five is very important for him with respect to the number of
friends and will never bother or better snoop to rest issues. While he can’t
find enough time, this girl will be an extreme case. Though she is recorded as
a student of “IT-A”, if you fail to see her in our class don’t get
confused.! She is “IT-A girl found in IT- B”. Finding people in my
class is otherwise less complicated than any sorting algorithm u ever
know. Perhaps the campus scare them, whatever be the hostellers at the
back bench is the typical example. They are always self-contented in their own
world. A world where trespassers are strictly prohibited: and to extend let me
add the other two day scholars of this world. One who crosses the sea if he
ever wish to be in class and the other who screech if Ms. 21 miss her roll
call. When it comes to roll call even the crew in the arms of Morpheus would
end up looking straight to the platform and manage a “yes mam”. While every
studious soul in the class keep staring the teacher , scribbling every single
point that spill out of her knowledge reserve , there are few like me and you
who just don’t get along this all the time. Sometimes things stultify and we
are off the track. But you don’t bother looking straight to the teacher
and invite her “yes! Ask me a question” unlike the curly haired best throw ball
player of my class. Not just throw ball, we got the representation in track and
field too. The eldest athlete with whom starts the alphabetic sorting of
our class. Though the eldest is his tag; the true brother of this class is the
seemingly silent introvert (for each adjective here I emphasis the coat of
sarcasm !). his gang of trio is not complete without the Mammooty fan who
travel all around the campus in his “Royal Enfield”. With the Queen of his
dreams always sitting in front.!! To add to the list there are many more : the
ambassador of ‘indulekha hair care oil’ (u expect a girl right?! No !! it’s
that tall guy ..), followed by the student of ostensible trait which reflects
his kottayam nativity, the politician who made me startle, seeing his
performance on a strike day here in Cusat and I hope he will not be as well
startled when the same teacher publish his internals. Ohhkkk now I wish all my
friends are not startled reading this. I don’t want anyone to
grapple with a change for hence getting featured. All of the above are stuffed
with exaggeration and sarcasm and are aimed at flourishing the fun factor!! Its
also obvious you end up finding the missing introduction and thereby killing my
anonymity. , but the truth is : “this is the outcome of an internet lab
discussion among few in this group photo” this has been modelled neither to
pulse up your anger nor to stir up the hatred , let this be the cause for your
smile each time you turn this pages..today.. tomorrow .. and ever after!!!
Note: this
was supposed to be a royal surprise for my beloved class mates when they get
the magazine’13! With a heartfelt apology for every flaws there , for which I
am not the reason..the same is published in my own blog ..with no great
complications!! :P also if I am to write the same today , it must me a new list
of tags u all will have… that awesome is this class .:P
